Strawberry Sour Diesel Infused 5-Pack by RYTHM – Electric Berries, Turbocharged Uplift

Plug into pure energy with Strawberry Sour Diesel Infused Pre-Rolls by RYTHM—a 5-pack of 0.5g kief-armored joints that slam your senses with tart strawberry diesel before launching you into orbit. These aren’t just pre-rolls—they’re sativa jet fuel, blending euphoric cerebral voltage with just enough body calm to keep you cruising at altitude.

🍓⚡ Flavor Lightning Storm:
•First Spark: Overripe strawberries dipped in gasoline
•Mid-Burn: Citrus-rind sharpness cuts through
•Final Exhale: Lingering peppery earth (no chemical burn)

🚀 Launch Sequence:
•Brain buzz like licking a 9-volt battery
•Instant motivation to reorganize your entire life
•Laser focus meets giggly creativity
•Body hums like a tuned engine
•Gentle glide (no crash landing)
•Mellow afterglow keeps you airborne

💥 Infused Overdrive:
•Kief-shelled for extra thrust
•Slow-burning organic hemp wrap
•Zero canoeing, just white-hot ash

🔧 RYTHM Power Pack:
• 5x hermetically-sealed fuel rods
• Humidity-controlled boosters
• Pocket-sized for urban adventures
• No charging required

Mission Critical For:
• Beating afternoon slumps
• Turning chores into adventures
• Art project hyperfocus
• Social situations you’d normally avoid

Strawberry Sour Diesel Infused 5-Pack is your neural defibrillator—a fruity, fuel-injected sativa that jumpstarts stalled brains and deadened moods. Warning: May cause excessive productivity or sudden opinions about ceiling fan designs.

Not responsible for cleaned apartments, completed to-do lists, or unexpected dance breaks. Keep away from couches and lazy people.